
It pains me that, after praising "my people" for their impromptu tributes in the wake of Michael Jackson's passing, a planned "tribute to Michael Jackson," via the BET Awards Show, would not only pale in comparison but actually showcase what a complete travesty "Black Entertainment" has become.
It seems that the tears I shed for Michael Jackson should not just be for the end of his life, or the end of my childhood era, but also for the end of an era of black musical genius of the 20th century - which arguably began with Louis Armstrong, King of Jazz, and now closes with our very own King of Pop.
Considering that I've been pretty emotional since Thursday, I must offer a disclaimer in the way that I respond to last night's BET Awards Show, for I feel as if I'm going through the stages of grief. I already experienced Stage 1 - DENIAL - as soon as Michael Jackson's death was announced; then, Stage 2 - ANGER - came pretty quickly the next day, after suffering through a media onslaught of speculations of MJ's private life, his legal and financial troubles, and his rumored medical condition (keep in mind, we still don't know what killed him yet). Friday night, I was screaming at my TV: LEAVE MICHAEL ALONE! HE'S DEAD! YOU DISGUSTING VULTURES!! HE'S NOT EVEN BURIED YET! WILL YOU NOT STOP TILL YOU PICK HIS BONES DRY??!!
But over the weekend, my anger calmed down, and I thought I was pretty much ready for Stage 3 - BARGAINING - in which I thought Michael, if he were in deep emotional and psychological pain, was finally at peace and his reputation, upon witnessing the global outpouring of well wishes, MJ Saturday night parties and flash mob mass moonwalks from as far away as Paris, Vienna, Sydney, and Beijing, redeemed his legacy.
Then, the BET Awards Show happened and set me right back to Stage 2. And I should have known better. BET is nothing but "Black Embarrassment Television," "Black Exploitation Television," "Buffoonery Entertainment Television." But, when tuning in to CNN, I learned that the BET Awards Show had revamped the event so that they could turn the whole show into a "Tribute to Michael Jackson." Naturally, I thought I should see what "our people" would do for the man's legacy.
Have Mercy!
What the hell did I just watch last night? Was that supposed to be a "tribute"? Bad jokes, ghettoized speak, and Jamie Foxx and Martin Lawrence reprising their most offensive drag-queen, woman-hating performances with their fake movie trailer called Skank Robbers (starring their demeaning altar egos Wanda the Ugly Woman and Sheneneh)?! Beyonce singing "Ave Maria" in lingerie (the sacrilege!) before singing "In the Arms of an Angel" in a ballerina-bride get-up that made her look a fool? And, if that were some "In Memoriam" anthem, why not sing her lovely hit song, "Halo"? I mean, come on!
Ne-Yo did a decent job on "The Lady of My Life," but Ciara sounded weak on "Heal the World," and where oh where was there even a dance tribute to our Lord of the Dance? No Michael Jackson montage, no medley of his greatest hits, nothing! Worse, we get some "hot ghetto mess" of a spoof on John Singleton's Baby Boy that most people, who probably didn't watch that dumb movie, wouldn't understand. Pathetic!
The most egregious offense had to be that new-school crap someone has the audacity to call "hip hop" performed by some youngins', including Drake, Lil' Wayne, and TI or T-Pain or whatever the hell they call themselves. One of them wore a "big ass chain" with the words "Big Ass Chain." I kid you not! And if that weren't bad enough, every other word was bleeped out, and then they brought onto the stage some 12 year old girls dressed up like the "skank robbers" Jamie Foxx and Martin Lawrence already spoofed. Before I could pick my jaw up off the floor, Jamie Foxx then ushered Janet Jackson onto the stage.
Make no mistake about it. Janet looked pissed. I would be too. Her words were gracious, but I wouldn't be surprised if she were thinking: YOU TRIFLING NEGROES! HOW DARE YOU DISGRACE MY BROTHER'S MEMORY LIKE THIS?!
If it had not been for Janet, this "tribute" show would have gone down in flames. But she managed to bring the telecast some grace and, surprisingly, some relief and some sanity. I think we really needed to hear from someone in the family, and who better than Janet, the other well known Jackson, to come out and say, "We're in pain, and we appreciate that you are giving us the love and support." People in the audience, and myself, started crying again, and suddenly the insanity stopped in time for Jamie and Ne-Yo to sing "I'll Be There."
And while the show ended on a positive note, it certainly wasn't enough to remove the stench of buffoonery that we witnessed in the previous three hours. I am appalled that this telecast dared to call itself a "tribute to Michael Jackson." Because, whatever flaws the man suffered off stage, ON STAGE, he was the consummate professional. And he never uttered profanity, he never demeaned women with disgusting lyrics, and he offered us magic. There is no excuse for the "hot ghetto mess" that BET showcased last night. Michael Jackson also came from a ghetto, but through Motown and later on in his adult life, he showed all of us how you can climb from humble beginnings to become a legend.
Not one artist who "graced" last night's stage is worthy enough to step into the King's shoes, and it pains me to think that Michael Jackson died without one potential artist to pass the torch to.
A travesty.
Let's hope other upcoming tributes planned are worthy of his greatness.